Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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