what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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