There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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