To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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