I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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