dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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