I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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