So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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