Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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