i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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