All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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