not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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