Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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