You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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