Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
