ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
please don't ironically join a cult
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