Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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