You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
