I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
