Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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