He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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