My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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