what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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