Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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