is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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