also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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