so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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