Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There r osticjed everywhere
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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