Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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