So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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