Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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