dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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