Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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