No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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