i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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