its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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