Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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