In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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