it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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