At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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