So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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