you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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