Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
