My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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