He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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