Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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