You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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