Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
This is not my ceiling
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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