CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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