That's intense
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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