...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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