We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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