I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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