I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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